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The Caveman's Valentine
Drama · Mystery · Thriller · 2001
Romulus, a misunderstood musician turned recluse hiding from personal demons in a New York City cave, finds the frozen body of a young drifter in a tree. The authorities, including his police officer daughter, claim the death is accidental. Romulus is convinced the man was murdered by a prominent art photographer but how can he prove he's right when everyone thinks he's insane?
Movie details
The Caveman's Valentine
“Romulus Ledbetter lives on the edge. The view is incredible.”
2001 Drama · Mystery · Thriller 1h 45m
Critical arithmetic
One number, for now.
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TMDB
5.9 / 10
Community rating
Romulus, a misunderstood musician turned recluse hiding from personal demons in a New York City cave, finds the frozen body of a young drifter in a tree. The authorities, including his police officer daughter, claim the death is accidental. Romulus is convinced the man was murdered by a prominent art photographer but how can he prove he's right when everyone thinks he's insane?
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The archetype split
Who fights over The Caveman's Valentine?
For the defence
The Arthouse Gremlin
“The stranger, the better.”
Read their case For the prosecution
The Popcorn Loyalist
“Big screen, big feelings, no apologies.”
Read their objectionThe split comes from the same five-axis model used by the test, not audience ratings or review sentiment.
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Cast & crew
Directed by
Kasi Lemmons
Written by
George Dawes Green
Samuel L. Jackson
Romulus
Colm Feore
Leppenraub
Ann Magnuson
Moira
Aunjanue Ellis-Taylor
Lulu
Tamara Tunie
Sheila
Anthony Michael Hall
Bob
Erik LaRay Harvey
Young Rom
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Put The Caveman's Valentine on trial.
Two incompatible taste archetypes. One film. Read the arguments, then issue a completely binding cultural ruling.
The prosecution The Popcorn Loyalist
“Technique in search of a pulse.”
Immaculate construction is still construction. The film may be too busy proving its craft to feel alive.