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The Legend of Barney Thomson

The Legend of Barney Thomson

Comedy · Drama · 2015

Barney Thomson, awkward, diffident, Glasgow barber, lives a life of desperate mediocrity and his uninteresting life is about to go from 0 to 60 in five seconds, as he enters the grotesque and comically absurd world of the serial killer.

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The Legend of Barney Thomson

2015 Comedy · Drama 1h 36m

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6.1 / 10

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Barney Thomson, awkward, diffident, Glasgow barber, lives a life of desperate mediocrity and his uninteresting life is about to go from 0 to 60 in five seconds, as he enters the grotesque and comically absurd world of the serial killer.

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The people responsible.

Directed by

Robert Carlyle

Written by

Colin McLaren · Richard Cowan

Robert Carlyle

Robert Carlyle

Barney

Emma Thompson

Emma Thompson

Cemolina

Ray Winstone

Ray Winstone

Holdall

Ashley Jensen

Ashley Jensen

Detective Inspector June Robertson

James Cosmo

James Cosmo

James Henderson

Tom Courtenay

Tom Courtenay

Chief Superintendent McManaman

Kevin Guthrie

Kevin Guthrie

MacPherson

Court is in session

Put The Legend of Barney Thomson on trial.

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The defence The Sentimental Softie

“Sincerity is not manipulation.”

The film risks embarrassment to make emotion communal, and that openness is harder than fashionable detachment.

The prosecution The Cool Ironist

“The strings are showing.”

Every cue tells you exactly what to feel and when, leaving sentiment to do the work character should have done.