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Meet Monica Velour

Meet Monica Velour

Comedy · Drama · Romance · 2010

For Tobe, a nerdy, horny, frizzy-haired cineaste who doesn't quite fit in with the average contemporary teen, the pinnacle of womanhood is Monica Velour, a soft-core actress who reached the zenith of her career in the 1980s. When Tobe learns that his love idol is headlining hundreds of miles away at the Gentlemen's Petting Zoo in Indiana, he drives off with carefree glory, filled with the hope of meeting her.

Movie details

Meet Monica Velour

“Fantasy meets reality”

2010 Comedy · Drama · Romance 1h 38m

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TMDB

5.8 / 10

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For Tobe, a nerdy, horny, frizzy-haired cineaste who doesn't quite fit in with the average contemporary teen, the pinnacle of womanhood is Monica Velour, a soft-core actress who reached the zenith of her career in the 1980s. When Tobe learns that his love idol is headlining hundreds of miles away at the Gentlemen's Petting Zoo in Indiana, he drives off with carefree glory, filled with the hope of meeting her.

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Names above the title

The people responsible.

Directed by

Keith Bearden

Written by

Keith Bearden

Kim Cattrall

Kim Cattrall

Linda Romanoli

Dustin Ingram

Dustin Ingram

Tobe

Brian Dennehy

Brian Dennehy

Pop Pop

Jee Young Han

Jee Young Han

Amanda

Daniel Yelsky

Daniel Yelsky

Kenny

Keith David

Keith David

Claude

Sam McMurray

Sam McMurray

Ronnie

Court is in session

Put Meet Monica Velour on trial.

Two incompatible taste archetypes. One film. Read the arguments, then issue a completely binding cultural ruling.

The defence The Sentimental Softie

“Sincerity is not manipulation.”

The film risks embarrassment to make emotion communal, and that openness is harder than fashionable detachment.

The prosecution The Cool Ironist

“The strings are showing.”

Every cue tells you exactly what to feel and when, leaving sentiment to do the work character should have done.